
Nick Tenconi’s monthly pilgrimage through central London in search of a congregation hit a new low on Saturday, when UKIP’s latest “Walk with Jesus” attracted a only couple of dozen marchers, fewer than you’d expect at a moderately well-attended funeral, which is essentially what this was.
The recent history is telling. In January, after the Metropolitan Police banned UKIP’s planned Whitechapel provocation and relocated it to Marble Arch, around sixty sad-looking men shuffled to Trafalgar Square, so sparse and dispersed that tourists wandered through them without noticing.
Attendance collapsed
By the May march the figure had crept up to around seventy-five. Yesterday it collapsed again. Tenconi’s holy war is bleeding troops.

This is, remember, a party that forced a Brexit referendum. It is now reduced to a rump of wooden crosses, England flags and the occasional thurible, marching from Trafalgar Square to Buckingham Palace under Marian devotion, still insisting on its relevance to a country that stopped listening years ago.
Tenconi has navigated UKIP from Eurosceptic insurgency to Christian nationalist performance politics with the sure touch of a man steering a car off a cliff in slow motion.
Logo rejected
The Electoral Commission has twice rejected his proposed logo, first a crusader sword through a cross, then the Spear of Destiny, as offensive and likely to mislead voters.
The monthly march series, announced with great solemnity as fitting the liturgical calendar, has so far produced only diminishing returns and YouTube footage of UKIP men being politely redirected by police.

Seventy-five people was not a movement. It was a memorial service. Two dozen is something smaller still – a gathering so negligible that even the language of decline struggles to accommodate it.
Even the Messiah, it appears, has stopped returning Tenconi’s calls.





